Renji Gets Badass Points! *Spoilers*
I need to post/comment on latest manga chapter...
Mostly, because it has Renji in it.
And Renji makes me UNF.
Particularly in this chapter.
There is a lot of UNF-age going on.
*ahem* to start:
*melts* Look at him! All serious-face and sexy looking. So focused and intense.
And yet... He kinda looks bored at the same time XD
<<-- Why hello there sexy wristbands I didn't notice before. You match Renji's hairband.
...Wait, Renji's clothes match? Guess he stopped taking fashion advice from Rukia, ne?
Moving on.
Your ability to be gentlemanly and an asshole at the same time makes me giddy in my pants, Ren.
Even she wants it.
See? "Ever met a woman stronger than you?" is code for "Let's wrestle naked."
Why else would she keep asking for his soul penis?
See? Everyone wants the big manly soul penis.
Also, this chick obviously bores him XD Look at his face:
Bored-face... "Bitch, please, I hang out with Byakuya and Ichigo. Your speed is unimpressive."
<<-- Continued bored face. He's thinking about Ichigo's ass in this moments, that's how bored he is.
Is it just me or are these fullbringers really stupid too? Like:
Really? You thought it was over? I'm sorry but a single hit hasn't brought Renji down since Aizen decided he preferred Elvis hair. And he was already injured then.
Congrats, you moved Renji two feet. Oh, you thought it would throw him further? I don't think you realize that you just kicked a solid wall of SEX. Renji-sex-man won't give an inch until he's sure you're ready for it. (*snickers at her own lame and perverted jokes* Yes its 3 AM)
"Fire a-waaaaa-aaaaaay" *booty dances*
I may have actually moaned when I saw this. With the hair and the badass and the NNNNGH.
Do you realize that this is the only hand-to-hand combat we've ever really seen Renji in? Aside from his punches at Ichigo. He's always sword out first, and I think that makes this whole scene that much more badass.
And finally:
That's right, bitch. You take that soul penis. You take it HARD.
*moans and collapses from fangasm*
Renji's intense-face in profile will forever and always be one of the biggest turn ons ever.
Am I a creepy fangirl? Yes, yes I am. Thank you for noticing.
One more thing:
HAIR, ZOMG GO BACK LOOK AT PICTURES AND UNF ALL OVER AGAIN BECAUSE OF THE HAIR.
*panting* I think I'm done, yeah? No, really, Renji, I'm too tired for more.
Just one more? Okay fine.
SEXY MANLY CLEAVAGE.
I should sleep now.
G'night, y'all.
Mostly, because it has Renji in it.
And Renji makes me UNF.
Particularly in this chapter.
There is a lot of UNF-age going on.
*ahem* to start:
*melts* Look at him! All serious-face and sexy looking. So focused and intense.
And yet... He kinda looks bored at the same time XD
<<-- Why hello there sexy wristbands I didn't notice before. You match Renji's hairband.
...Wait, Renji's clothes match? Guess he stopped taking fashion advice from Rukia, ne?
Moving on.
Your ability to be gentlemanly and an asshole at the same time makes me giddy in my pants, Ren.
Even she wants it.
See? "Ever met a woman stronger than you?" is code for "Let's wrestle naked."
Why else would she keep asking for his soul penis?
See? Everyone wants the big manly soul penis.
Also, this chick obviously bores him XD Look at his face:
Bored-face... "Bitch, please, I hang out with Byakuya and Ichigo. Your speed is unimpressive."
<<-- Continued bored face. He's thinking about Ichigo's ass in this moments, that's how bored he is.
Is it just me or are these fullbringers really stupid too? Like:
Really? You thought it was over? I'm sorry but a single hit hasn't brought Renji down since Aizen decided he preferred Elvis hair. And he was already injured then.
Congrats, you moved Renji two feet. Oh, you thought it would throw him further? I don't think you realize that you just kicked a solid wall of SEX. Renji-sex-man won't give an inch until he's sure you're ready for it. (*snickers at her own lame and perverted jokes* Yes its 3 AM)
"Fire a-waaaaa-aaaaaay" *booty dances*
I may have actually moaned when I saw this. With the hair and the badass and the NNNNGH.
Do you realize that this is the only hand-to-hand combat we've ever really seen Renji in? Aside from his punches at Ichigo. He's always sword out first, and I think that makes this whole scene that much more badass.
And finally:
That's right, bitch. You take that soul penis. You take it HARD.
*moans and collapses from fangasm*
Renji's intense-face in profile will forever and always be one of the biggest turn ons ever.
Am I a creepy fangirl? Yes, yes I am. Thank you for noticing.
One more thing:
HAIR, ZOMG GO BACK LOOK AT PICTURES AND UNF ALL OVER AGAIN BECAUSE OF THE HAIR.
*panting* I think I'm done, yeah? No, really, Renji, I'm too tired for more.
Just one more? Okay fine.
SEXY MANLY CLEAVAGE.
I should sleep now.
G'night, y'all.