Comments | are_wethere_yet: So begins my journey inward. My JOURNAL TO THE CENTER OF MCGUIRK.

are_wethere_yet

So begins my journey inward. My JOURNAL TO THE CENTER OF MCGUIRK.

Jun 14, 2006 15:41

Dear Journal,

It's Tuesday night, and I'm sitting here with my bottle of Chardonnay, relaying the events of my day. I went to the video store earlier to rent three adult videos. I had read some interesting reviews online and always like to know what I'm renting before I go in there. Especially when it comes to adult videos ( Read more... )

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Name's John McGuirk. M. C. Big G. U. I. Wait a minute.... bennie00 June 15 2006, 02:01:13 UTC

So I was dreading euthanizing A-sia. A-sia was my cat's name in case anyone *sigh* forgot. I had begun to prepare myself to hold A-sia during her death to hold her until her normally busy paws went limp. Unfortunately I never got that chance because A-sia jumped out of her carrier and got hit by a a c-car.

Re: Name's John McGuirk. M. C. Big G. U. I. Wait a minute.... are_wethere_yet June 15 2006, 03:44:07 UTC

Dear Journal,

I am so lonely. I'm really pathetic, and I really really really need a date.

You dog! You dirty dog! Ruff! bennie00 June 15 2006, 04:17:54 UTC

I gotta agree with your mom, Brendon. Cursing is a sign of ignorance.

Oh F*ck ref! Please!

There's no place for cursing in a civilized society alright. I'm telling you this because I'm a coach and your just a kid. You can't go around cursing now. It'll end up ruining you when you're older.

What the F*ck was that ref?! Are you taking a Sh*t is that what you're doing or are you making a call?! Cause if you make a call, you make a call, but don't take a sh*t out there! That's taking a sh*t! That's taking a sh*t in my f*cking mouth and I don't wanna eat your sh*t you f*cked up sh*t head.

Unless Brendon, unless you know how to do it right.

It's called creative use of words. It's like poetry; like Robert Frost stopping by the woods on a snowy f*cking evening that kinda sh*t. But it's
my poetry, it's the everyday man's poetry, alright. Cause we can't find good metaphors like the woods, or the snow, or the horse or that kinda stuff.

Oh f*cking f*ck me ref!

Re: You dog! You dirty dog! Ruff! are_wethere_yet June 15 2006, 04:24:56 UTC

Who wants to touch my butt?

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positivelypinup June 15 2006, 19:24:45 UTC

I think there are harsher chemicals in regular det. that babies cant handle. Cause they have baby skin.

boynamederock June 17 2006, 15:04:38 UTC

yeah baby skin is different than human skin...it has magical powers that regular detergent retard. good luck with the free laundry! that would be sweet. hit me up i am finally on break.