Here I am

[areallygoodname]

HERE I AMI would love to, nay, need to, spend a weekend in an insane asylum or institution or nut house or tard farm or whatever you're supposed to call them nowadays to be politically correct. It would be the one and only place where I could truly be myself. I could do or say what ever I want. I could truly speak freely, because nobody would would

Comments

[anonymous]

I could have sworn you've done quite a few of those things... and you haven't been put in cuffs yet... why not branch out a bit more...?

[marlababes]

i loved loved loved loved LOVED this post.... i added it as a favorite.

ps

i kinda want to see you wearing your whitie tighties over top of your pants.

[areallygoodname]

Will do.

[karibbean_queen]

this one made me laugh. for some reason i particularly got a visual out of "pet a cat from back to front".

[the_sillyrabbit]

Very clever, very clever indeed.
But what about when you wanted to go home? You were done having insane freedom, ready to resume life with rational people? Then what? All the doctors would see your crazy antics and insist that you remain for observation. How would you ever get out?

[areallygoodname]

Guess I would have to sign a waiver to make sure they'd let me out. What a "waiver" concious society we have become. They are everywhere.

oh?

[vuntercat]

I sense a bit of sarcasm in this. Can I presume then that you have had splendid times with the waiver concious society? :)

[the_funnyhare]

That's really rude what you said about the salt on a slug. You are one sick bastage. Maybe you SHOULD go cross the street without looking both ways.........just do it before the slug thing........poor slug..............little bastage!