Kane - The House Rules
So you`re tired and beat
And you`ve worked all week
And you need a place you can let it go.
Where the girls go wild
And the boys play hard
And you need a little more than just the radio.
Well here`s your open invitation
With just a couple regulations.
Let me warn you son, only come to have fun
We don`t take kindly to serious.
So leave your troubles at the door
Unless you want some in here.
Welcome to my house, buckle up tight
Everybody sings and drinks, laughs & gets high.
It's a country music, all little soul, it`s a rock 'n roll rodeo.
We don`t tolerate no sitting around
Everybody`s dancin`, groovin` and getting on down.
So before you come in here with some kind of attitude
You better read the house rules.
Around eleven o`clock when the front door locks
And the boys start raising the bottle.
Where the girls do the thing with the Mardis Gras beads
You know they`re gonna show 'em if they got `em.
No matter what your story, a good time is mandatory.
Well rule number 7 says don`t touch the women
But they can grab whatever they want to.
Welcome to my house, buckle up tight
Everybody sings and drinks, laughs & gets high.
It's a country music, all little soul, it`s a rock' n roll rodeo.
We don`t tolerate no sitting around
Everybody`s dancing,` groovin` and getting on down.
So before you come in here with some kind of attitude
You better read the house rules.
No such thing as last call.
We pick` em up when they fall .
We share the same bathroom stall,
Says the sign on the wall. (1, 2, 3)
Welcome to my house, buckle up tight
Everybody sings and drinks, laughs & gets high.
It's a country music, all little soul, it`s a rock n roll rodeo.
We don`t tolerate no sitting around
Everybody`s dancin`, groovin` and getting on down.
So before you come in here with some kind of attitude
Boy, before you come a walkin' in here with any kind of attitude
You better read the house rules.
You better read the house rules.
(2, 3)