Sweet-talkers.

[ares_dot_com]

Yet another unintentional praise. I wonder if I should be offended by the mortal's abnegation of my intentional yammering propriety. Mm.. Nah. At least she enjoyed the webpage composed about me, and believes my appearance to be "appealing". *nudge-nudges*

And no, you (ie. the slapdash throngs) shall not receive a proper update until there is some

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[apollo_dot_com]

Oh, yer appealing enough. But you want grovling? no, I don't think so. Or talk to Herc. He seems to enjoy pandering to your ego.

[ares_dot_com]

Groveling is essential to my robust ego, 'Lo. Just because you've been without it for centuries doesn't give you the authority to snarl at me for enjoying it.

And you're jealousy complex is showing.

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[apollo_dot_com]

Me? Jealous? Of whom???

Try again

[ares_dot_com]

Beg me to make a sound file some more.
Here. ;)

[uzume_dot_com]

hmmmm, is the big leather stud begging for compliments? Does your ego need a little stroking?

[dite_dot_com]

Oh, don't let's start this faulty logic again... besides, you'll ruin you'll whole "April's foll" angle if you persue it.

You're still not getting him in your bed. smiles

[uzume_dot_com]

Ok hon one last time....have you seen me show any real physical intrest in any of the "men"? Not teaseing but actual touching? No, you haven't..why because I prefer WOMEN. That does not mean I will not pick on the boys but they are not my first choice. You seem to be rather fixated on this everyone tring to sleep with Ares thing...feeling a bit insecure doll?
You seem so sure that he needs defending from a bit of teasing that it is becoming worth teasing just for his flocks reaction. Keep in mind love that I am the Goddess of fun and merriment and try relaxing.

[dite_dot_com]

Your insistence that he has some flock is amusing - as you seem to trying to vie for his attention as much as others. I could care less who Ares sleeps with - my comments as such are only in response to past comments, and I've nothing to be insecure about. Teasing is allowed, but teasing insults? Not so much. What you refer to as flock mentality is merely family loyalty... We're dysfunctional, perhaps, but only We get to put each other down.

any furtherment of this argument I'll have to leave up to my fellow Blonde Defender, as I've an orgy to attend in Cythera, but in summation?

Your logic is faulty, your methods absent, your wit ... lacking, and you've a base inability to stick to one story, a trait that goes far in trying to hold your own with family bantering.

[ex_parselmou48]

Compliments, compliments....um..

You hair smalls like leather and blood rather than flowers and oil, and it isn't blindingly shiny.

Your leather vest has pretty tassels.

But not feminine pretty. um. very masculine.

You goatee is very well kept.

You have big corded muscles with no ghastly tan lines.

You have killed way more people than me.

YOu have a cool war horse.

You clean your sword well. And by sword I mean the one strapped to your back.

[ares_dot_com]

You are so, so rapidly becoming my most cherished minion/mortal person.

[ex_parselmou48]

Really? Does killing those ahead of me move me up in the ranks?

Do I get a uniform then, or am I suppossed to remain incognito?

[ares_dot_com]

I'm sorry.. That icon offends/distracts me too much to comment further.