Start an escourt service, for all the right reasons.

[ares_dot_com]

Why is it.. that me friend's list is staggeringly taxing?

Fuck people, attempt for less optimism. It's grating on me already questionable, unstable nerves.

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hey,now...

[doctor_hellfire]

..watch who you're calling optimistic, boss.I'm *all* about the anger and strife.

[ares_dot_com]

That's truly fantastic. But until I see regular, undiluted wrathful posts flowing from your direction, I'll continue to gripe.

..That was a subtle demand for "offerings", encase it went by undetected.

[dite_dot_com]

mmm... and what would these right reasons be?

smirks softly

[illian]

Probably because he's a rampant slut and needs the man-lovin' along with your undoubted goddess-self.

Either that or he spent his entire allowance on the last war.

[dite_dot_com]

Offering yourself up for that rampant man-lovin', sweetpea?

[illian]

I know you've seen that tush. How could I refuse to pleasure it? (Ignoring the threats of smiting and sending small Mongol hordes after me. We all know that's just his idea of flirtation.)

[goldrose]

heeeeyyyyy now. i'm only optimistic when i get paid well. otherwise i'm sulking, seething, and/or wondering why no one will give me a gun.

or a butcher knife...

or perhaps some sort of Item Of Bludgeony Goodness.

and some chainmaile. cause i think i'd look good in it.

yeah.

[ares_dot_com]

*eyes appraisingly*

I can work with that level of pessimistic lethargy..

[goldrose]

reeeeeeally.

not that i EVER doubt my patron God but... i'd be lying if i said i wasnt curious as to what you could do exactly with said pessimism.....

*waggles brows*

now,now....

[dydan]

I'm not wildly optimistic these days. In fact, I'm downright hateful towards all of humanity today.

I pity the first person who crosses me....grrr, grrrrr!

btw, nice to see you posting again. I think I was going thru deity withdrawals....

[ares_dot_com]

I have a certain obligation, I'm well aware.

And scowl at numerous people today, I'll consider it a fitting tribute.

[dydan]

oh I think I can manage more than just a scowl today!
I think I could even swing a smiting or two....

[ceres_dot_com]

I'm not in such a good mood after what your little friend & his buddy did to my fields. >_< Gah! What am I going to do with these boys? I'll have to deal with it after I fix the damage they caused... Then again, maybe you'll be elated not by my anger but by the destruction afflicted as result of Apollo's inane behaviour...

[ares_dot_com]

"What am I going to do with these boys?"
Flog us with wheat?

[ceres_dot_com]

Shuck your corn cobs? *raises an eyebrow*