Happy Hoarding Days.

[ares_dot_com]

How could anyone find this season agreeable, when it’s in fact an influenza-riddled maniac’s selfish dreamland

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Smitey smite smite!

[brighid_dot_com]

Go get em, tiger.
Especially those endless-loop-mall carols. I always take care to inflict the peddlers of such atrocities with the collywobbles, but I'm sure your boot to a few heads wouldn't go amiss. Those are an affront unto me and mine, and I'm sure your brother Apollo would back me up in saying neither of us would miss them at all.

Re: Smitey smite smite!

[apollo_dot_com]

You bet yer sweet Irish ass!

I hate that tinny, over played crap. And it's the same garbage year after year after year. And every year they start it EARLIER!

I actually heard of several radio stations who started doing 24 hours a day of nothing but holiday music. And they started in OCTOBER! Before Hallowe'en even! How tacky is that??

Re: Smitey smite smite!

[brighid_dot_com]

That is like the very definition of tacky! Right up there with leather tuxedoes, pearls at lunchtime, and nylon opera gloves. There was actually a mall round here that had a Himmas store open before the Autumnal Equinox, even. I almost burned it down in a fit of pique!

Re: Smitey smite smite!

[apollo_dot_com]

So what stopped you?

[ex_parselmou48]

Hey, it never stopped those crazy barbarian hoardes in what is now known as "Russia". They never seemed bothered by the snow.

[ares_dot_com]

Yes, but they are indisputably cool. Mind the tempting pun.

[goldrose]

Hmmm... It's even been cold down her in Palm Tree Country. Damn them. I want a refund! *shakes fist* But I honestly understand the LOTR-induced frenzy, being a Blockbuster wench and all. Between that and the damned holiday songs on repeat, about snow, and winter, being played here in Florida... oh my head shall explode. Vacation needed. Vacation and something to hit people with.

[ares_dot_com]

Don't even get me started on the asinine behaviour that people without snow partake in. What with the, get this, now available Snow Cannon that fires artificial snow into the air so that it disburses "naturally" on your desert-like lawn. Mh.
There is only one place with palm trees that snows, and that is Scotland, and they deserve the amusing contradiction, the poor bastards.

[goldrose]

Yeah, I remember Southern California and their Spray-Painted-White tumble weed snowmen. Sheesh.

[ares_dot_com]

When did you get so hot? *grins*

[hercules_dotcom]

*Sneaks more selections into your MP3 player*

[ares_dot_com]

Tosser.

[three_letters]

I, like a good little fan, prepurchased my LotR and had it on my doorstep and I avoid malls like the plague this time of year.
It wasn't me at your MP3 player this time, I'm innocent...damn cute too.

[ares_dot_com]

damn cute too.

I ever so reluctantly agree.