oh i feel stupid.

i need summer

wow!~ i found my good'ol livejournal. who wants to hear about my life? i knew you did ( Read more... )

oh i wish it was a joke that my uncle wore a full out hunting outfit to thanksgiving dinner. and i wish it were a joke even more that right after dinner he went and shot a deer.

happy holidays

Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't fuck with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the ( Read more... )

I'm really starting to hate dreams. Especially the ones that stay with you all day ( Read more... )

man,,, this might be some of my favorite lyrics ever ( Read more... )

"This is to bring to your attention a safety concern regarding the Courtland Street Bridge on the Georgia State campus. The underside of the bridge has deteriorated to the extent that small amounts of bridge material and debris occasionally fall toward Collins Street and the adjacent sidewalks. University officials have worked with the City of ( Read more... )

damn it..... when did i become an Oprah fan?

I just walked around in my underwear infront of my roomate's friend who is a boy for about ten minutes who happens to be sleeping on the livingroom floor who also has really nice shoes who scared the hell out of me when i realized there was a person on the floor who looked like he was freezing, but not because he was freezing, because all I heard ( Read more... )

i needed to jump out of that airplane so badly today. no joke... they wouldnt even have had to ask me if i was ready. i would have got a running start.

head, please stop hurting for one hour.. just so i can read my homework.

i almost stole a puppy today.....
and i would have name her penny