A Revelation Regarding My Cat

[argetlamh]

I've just realized something about my cat, Rambo. The facts were there all along, right under my nose. Only now have they come together.

1. He is a mammal.
2. He fights, all the time.
3. His goal is to flip out and kill people.

Obviously my cat is a ninja.

Comments

[pentameterpunk]

One time Dan and his cat were in a restaurant and some guy dropped a spoon and the cat flipped out and killed the whole town. Except Dan. Because ninjas aren't stupid and don't fuck around with other bigger ninjas. Especially other bigger ninjas who give them food. They just bite the bigger ninjas' feet.

"for I will consider my cat Jeoffry"

[crystalpyramid]

Your title reminds me of this piece we're singing in chorus, which is Christopher Smart's Rejoice in the Lamb, set to music. (Christopher Smart was this certifiably insane, allegedly brilliant, religious guy.)

Excerpt (the bit about the cat) here.