Umm I was walking around searching for someone when I happened to stumble across this booklike contraption someone has left lying around. I dont think the content is really suitable for any students to find, so it is lucky that I have it.
If any of you know who it belongs to, contact me.
Users Manual for 2003 Super Deluxe Mindy Doll
Congradulations on your purchase of the exquisite Mindy Doll, as you have purchased from 'The Golden Snitch' (209 Diagon Alley - Corner of Diagon and Knockturn Alley), this edition is different from the usual rubber muggle items you get from similar muggle stores as it is completely customisable for your preferences.
Upon opening this exclusive item of sexual frivolry, you will notice that it is rather dull... But need not fear fellow wizard! The charm begins now. With the aid of your wand you can cast an animation spell upon Mindy and witness her coming to life at your demands [See Appendix 1 for Animation Spell].
After you have done so, you may realize that Mindy is still slightly exanimate. You will be required to enter some codes for maximum customisation of your Mindy, First by her features - Some examples can be the default mode, that-Swaggering-Brunette-from-the-leaky-cauldron, Celestina Warbeck, and members of the Wierd Sisters. [For a full list of codes, see Appendix 2]. Then enter in some details - such as your preferences, such as Raunchy, Sexy, Chains, Lustful, Hogwarts Teacher [Appen. 3 for more details]; what 'pet names' you prefer during your "intimate" moments and your real name.
When you have done all of these, you will witness the true Magic of Mindy 2003.
For Enquiries and Technical Assistance, Owl to: P. Tom Seedie, 209 Diagon Alley/Knockturn Alley.
OR to visit the Muggle Franchise: 12 Traverse Avenue, South London.