Private to Me:
It's not even the middle of the week and it's already shaping up to be completely out of the norm. I'm getting increasingly flustered by the changes in my routines, the unexpected, but not entirely unwelcome new friends, and the encounters that are slowly shaping up to make my first year at McKinley High unforgettable. Whether it will be in a good way, is yet to be determined.
Let us recap over the unfolding events:
- A stolen first kiss
- By a girl (see #1) - not that I have an issue kissing girls - gay dads and all that jazz.
- Invited to a party by Finn
- Attention from a popular boy in school (see #3)
- A confirmation that our "flashes" during the blackout are indeed glimpses of our future. I suppose this means research into the male reproductive organs is certainly necessary now.
And it's not yet Wednesday. One can only hope that tomorrow's assembly performance runs smoothly. I am hopeful I won't have any issues mounting said popular boy near the conclusion of the song.
Private to Glee Club:
One last rehearsal after Glee, this afternoon. Performance day tomorrow, everyone! You were looking quite athletic and sexual in the last rehearsal. Let's try to bring a little theatricality to the performance. It may just be Salt 'n' Pepa, but it still deserves our best efforts.
See you all this afternoon!
Private to Sass:
I have thought over your offer of a date. I would like to make it clear that this was quite a difficult decision to make. And before you jump to any conclusions, it was not difficult because you and I share the same genitals. It was hard, and required a pros and cons list, because my musical career and eventual success is quite important to me and I needed to evaluate whether I could focus on a relationship while whipping the glee club into shape. As it stands, I have decided that an evening out would be most enjoyable. Should our partnership extend beyond a first date, I will be required to draw up a dating schedule. If it is agreeable to you, then as the asker, you may arrange and organize our first outing.