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[aria_s]

Cancer: (June 22-July 22)
Only God can judge you. Unfortunately, He's been appearing to all your friends and telling them what an asshole you are.

Comments

[medea1001]

Yeah, like we trust higher powers anyway.

[spookygrrrly]

Damn you Onion horrorscopes for giving away all our secret talks with God!! *shaking fist*

[sgtjesse]

What, Leave out Buddah?

[farquhar]

Cancer: You could stand to be a little less giving. You're a person, not a throw rug.