Stardate 1513.1

[ariakas69]

Captain's Log: We visited planet M-113 and one of Bones' old flames. Too bad she had a husband, she was a real looker. Also too bad she was really a "salt vampire." I mean, I've been with green chicks before, but this lady looked like she'd melt the paint off a shuttlecraft. We had to blast her with our phasers before she sucked our salt. LOL

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[denimskater]

I'm not sure which sounds like a dirtier euphemism, "blast her with our phasers" or "sucked our salt"