Journal Entry: Insanity

[arianne_rta]

Having a family is frustrating. And confusing. And my family just keeps getting bigger! I don't know how the royals do it since they're related to everyone in the freaking city one way or another.

Maybe the Feldanes have the right idea about keeping family in jars. Wonder if they'd loan me a jar or two...

Comments

[gerard_of_amber]

Ah, my young apprentice....

[arianne_rta]

Uh oh. Apprentice? This could be either really bad or really amusing.

[addison_rta]

The interbreeding in the City does make it difficult to maintain a strict No Cousins Policy. Yet with hard work and diligence, it is quite possible.

Some of us don't keep family just in jars. Some of us prefer pens. And the occasional adorable figurine.

[arianne_rta]

Are they BREAKABLE figurines though? If so, where can I sign up for that?

[addison_rta]

The adorable figurines certainly look breakable. But they're a bit expensive so I'd rather not.

I did wonder what would happen if I entombed an eternal soul in a bratwurst, though.

[arianne_rta]

Could you put a soul in a nice, fat rabbit? It's been a while since I chased a rabbit...

[taleyn_rta]

Oh absolutely! My personal policy on the subject is, "JARS FOR EVERYONE!!!"