Bash!

[arichi]

I pulled this off of the bash feed. This is awesome:

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you know how my wife looks really young right?
yeah - she looks about 15
we'd been playing tennis and she was in little shorts and a t-shirt
we went to a mall and i figured i'd embarrass her with a bit sloppy kiss..
lol - you bastard!
after i'd slobbered all over her, she pushed me

Comments

[notalent]

LoL
Have I mentioned the dirty looks I get Dating an 18 year old?

[arichi]

Those aren't dirty looks. They're envious.

[miss_nomer]

I wanna date a 35 year old just to do that.

[arichi]

I was about to say I'd call you when I'm 35, but then I notice you'd also be 35, so it won't be as much fun.

Well, if you still look younger, we can do this anyway.

[miss_nomer]

Dude, I'm Asian. I don't start aging till I hit somewhere around 70.

[arichi]

Great! It's a date for 13 years from now.