Top 500

[arichi]

Hey all.

Last night, on a repeat of American Dad, there was a magazine with the article "500 Reasons why Krull is better than sex!"

This made me think of to0n.

So, let's all try to list 500 reasons why to0n is better than sex

Comments

[trinora]

He inspires strangers to say something!

[trinora]

*waves back*
Nice to meet you, man-better-than-sex.

[notalent]

sex is transitory, T00n is eternal

[evox3]

to0n brings da pain...wait, that's not better than sex.

I always feel like making breakfast after to0n.
After I'm finished with to0n, he cleans himself up.
I don't feel guilty looking at to0n on the internet.

Also, in a similar vein, some reasons why to0n is better than po0n:
Always clean shaven.
Tastes fresh every day of the month.
Has a Y chromosome.

[loonyemi]

Speaking German at a girl achieves higher levels of orgasm than any intercourse ever could.

[xd_melchior]

So, let's all try to list 500 reasons why to0n is better than sex.

- Who needs sex? to0n is all the Cox you'll ever need.

*runs to hide*

[skywalker404]

BWAHAHHAAHHAHAH!

[smelis]

hahahahahah!

(sent via the link in rob's lj)

[goizargi]

hahaha! hands down! this one should be number 1! hahaha!

*random lj hopping person