The 5 things

Oct 05, 2006 18:53

sprocket21 gives me a convenient means of saying a few things that have been on my mind lately.

List five truths. Five things that are on your mind. Good, bad, it matters not. Lift some weight off.

(Now updated!)

1. The word underpants is 20% funnier than the word underwear.1

2. I'm keeping my new place really clean. This makes me happy.

3. I find I'm much happier when I don't know much of what's going on in politics or in essentially politically charged fields. Seriously, the change in my average daily mood is significant. However, I find this thing with the pages too funny for words. Seriously, read the IMs he sent.

Item three is not a jab at anyone reading this, either in particular or in general.

4. OpenOffice macros are annoying me. I'm unable to access a cell of my spreadsheet arbitrarily using them.

(The following was added, with some renumbering, an hour and a half after the initial post because I knew I forgot something I wanted to add)
5. "Bite my shiny metal ass," a saying popularized by B. B. Rodriguez, has become a favorite expression of mine too.

1The last element is courtesy of Ken Keeler and is a standing theory of his. It may be cited as the Ken Keeler Theory of Underpants.

theory of underpants, five truths

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