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Nov 21, 2004 01:13

In every typical zombie movie, one knows one's best bet to survive is to be in a warehouse full of cool shiny weapons :3. Now, when one is in such a warehouse, one will of course be blinded by the amount of cool weaponry available, but one must of course chose the best one suited for oneself. And being in a warehouse with nice gadgetry is not always the place one starts in when the invasion of the undead begins :/.
For example, most people, when faced with the start of an invasion of the undead will most likely notice this while still at home. When one is faced with this event while in this place, the most surest weapon to make sure one will at least make it to the warehouse will be the all-trusty knife:

When one has finally made it to the warehouse, one needs to take whatever firearm available. Of course, most firearms are not so easily obtained. The most likely of all to be obtained would be standard handgun. It is available in most places and the ammunition is easily found scattered all over the place. Taking this weapon would increase ones's chance of survival greatly:

However, should one come across the grenade launcher, then one should not hesitate to bring it along, just in case. It may be more of a hassle to drag along though since these things are pretty heavy and finding rounds for this piece of equipment may be a pain and firing one could be hazardous for one's health should one not be in possesion of a good pair of running legs:

But, should one be starting out in a school (like most students tend to do), then know that there is one weapon more dangerous to the undead than any grenade launcher could be. This weapon is also readily available everywhere and should one find it's accompanying extra, one could stay amused while awaiting rescue:

And the moral of this?

The most dangerous weapon might just come in a very weird shape...
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