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[ariel_lossemire]

*obtains her vibrator*

*promptly goes into labor*

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[noldorinprince]

*PANICS* *has everything under control, has done this before after all, although it's pretty squicky where this is his daughter*

[ariel_lossemire]

*shrieks alot*

[noldorinprince]

*gets towels, boils water, etc.*

[ariel_lossemire]

*more shrieking*

*also kicking*

[caranthire]

*stares evenly at the infant*

[spawnofgothmog]

*doesn't. even. blink*

[caranthire]

Hmm. Well. She good be far worse.

[spawnofgothmog]

Hahahahahaha.

[gothmogbalrog]

*approaches the house when things have quieted down, careful to avoid the chicken coop*

[meldamelisse]

*tags along, intrigued*

[gothmogbalrog]

*glances around nervously*

Now. You're SURE chickens sleep at night, right? They don't randomly stalk you and launch sneak attacks?

[meldamelisse]

*eyeroll*

YES, you buffoon. You'll be fine!