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Home at last, or on the ground at last at least. What a journey. It is good to be here - even riding the people's taxi home is nice. <3 busy, smelly nyc <3

I love standby! LGA here I come- 3 hours early! I don't even care the flight is 40 minutes late. New York, New York, I am coming for you!

Made it to stl. Hopefully going to standby to LGA instead of to Newark -- cross yr fingers! Mama wants to take the bus home!

I should keep a count: single-stall bathrooms I've peed in that are larger than my bedroom. Also true: living in New York makes you automatically interesting.

Creepy old cousin still creepy old cousin. Everyone's a little older. Jew tchotchkes vs dvds being waged. It's good to be here, all in all. L'chaim!

ARMADILLO.

Stuck in oklahoma. Please send vegetables. Will be leaving after 5pm. Tulsa city hall is nice. Everyone loves Tony here! I ate a dang quesadilla.

The greyhound is full! This is hilarious. Or exhausting. Tony is being a saint. Any ideas?

And did I mention chicken fried steak? Sometimes I am embarassed to admit what I find delicious.