I just heard the most hilarious song written by a freind of mine who would like to remain annonomous. it goes:

hicory dickory dock,
i really need some cock,
the clock struck two and i thought who
shall i hook up with now?

pure genious! I love it! Its my new theme song!

The mtv reality show Date my mom is HILARIOUS!!! There's one guy and 3girls but instead of going on dates with the girls he goes on dates with their moms and then chooses which girl to date based on what he found out from the moms. The moms always stupid things and the guys ask crazy questions like "does she wear thongs or granny panties" (who ( Read more... )

So i'm have a REALLY ditzy day ( Read more... )

So my bro has been doing homework on this computer (the only one with internet)for the last like week. See an assignment that takes normal person 1/2an hour takes him like 4 hours. It sux that cuz he's soooo slow we all hafta suffer. So i come upstairs and in addition to doing hw he's iming with freinds. Make it take even longer y dont u!AHHHH! O ( Read more... )

So i caved to peer presure and got a livejournal. Even though i know jackie will probably be the only one reading it lol.