My stepmother's rum cake...

[arienna]

 I have half a rum cake. This rum cake is so good, so delicious that the last time I shared a slice with a man he proposed. This rum cake is powerful, powerful stuff and must never, ever fall into the wrong hands.

That's why I'm eating the whole thing myself. :D

Comments

[unknownpoltroon]

Sure, hes after your rum cakes. THats it.

[arienna]

Can you blame him? So intoxicating!

[unknownpoltroon]

I dont think were thinking about the same cakes here. ;)

[emurphy42]

Let us know whether you end up proposing to yourself.

[borisdabastid]

since I have no noms rumcake, I finished a bottle of beam, instead.