Definition: discomboobulation (noun) 1) The strange feeling, in a woman, that her breasts are leading an independent existance and probably having a better social life than she has. 2) The sensation experienced by a woman when she raises her arms over her head and her boobs come tumbling out below her bra, generally occuring during times of rapid ( Read more... )

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We had to let Marlowe go today. He's been getting weaker and weaker, stopped eating and couldn't walk. Bruce took him to the vet today and discussed options, but nothing sounded good. There just wasn't anything left for him to enjoy about his life. And so we let him go ( Read more... )

We are off to visit family in Arizona for a week, and tootle around Utah, Colorado, and New Mexico for another week.

I dreamed that I was visiting the apartment of a friend I had met online, meeting him for the first time, and -- it turned out -- he was a polar bear ( Read more... )

Director of hospital treating child molesters arrested for repeated child molestation

The inmates HAVE taken over the asylum.

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Your dominant hues are green and blue. You're smart and you know it, and want to use your power to help people and relate to others. Even though you tend to battle with yourself, you solve other people's conflicts well.

Your saturation level is lower than average - You don't stress out over things and don't understand ( Read more... )

SATURDAY: OMFG, GAME MADE OF AWESOME!!! (Great food too). Caprine's Lovecraft-set-in-1790-Venice game took a turn for the terrifying when we finally tracked down the creature who summoned the Worm That Tried To Devour The Piazza San Marco. My character (Casanova) and Terrie's gypsy shapeshifter tried to take on the summoner on their own and were ( Read more... )

My cousin from England came to San Diego. (I have no cousin from England.) She turned out to be the cross-dressing actress who played the Ninth Doctor on Doctor Who. (Yes, I know.) She looked, however, like a typical cousin from my mother's side of the family -- thin, pretty and pale, with good skin, dark hair and a long, pointy nose. I ( Read more... )

It's disorienting, but my perception of time changes, depending on which person I am with (or thinking about), and my emotional bond with that person. With my husband, I am simultaneously aware of the past and of the future, but have very little focus on the present. With my daughter, I am entirely in the present, an almost Zen-like NOW, focused ( Read more... )