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ariesknight

NICE FUCKIN' MODEL! (Honk! Honk!)

Feb 16, 2006 12:58

After you die...
the Beetlejuice Waiting Room

After death, you will end up in an overcrowded waiting room sitting beside Beetlejuice. You've been given the number 736 076 827 378 919 023, but they are currently serving number 3. Good Luck.

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anonymous February 16 2006, 23:24:59 UTC

I wound up in purgatory when I took this. They should have one of those motivational posters about purgatory.

Purgatory. It's not Heaven, but at least you're not getting burned and stabbed.

-George

robleonhart February 17 2006, 00:31:53 UTC

Purgatory pretty much acts like the Beetlejuice waiting room. Not good enough for heaven, not bad enough for hell. With Purgatory though, its more of a waiting for your sins to be cleansed so you can enter heaven.

It really doesn't matter though because most religous scholars have renounced the concept of purgatory anyway.

PS

Guardian Angel, fuck how many times do I have to remind people that I've retired...