For those who forgot the first line I posted here...

"If your shit looks like it'd be delicious on ice cream, you have a cold."

Now I give you...

"No chick wants to suck a dick that smells like a reuben."

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Its 2006! Its bad enough that meteorologists can't predict or forecast the weather with the technology that we have today, but we still have this stupid tradition of pulling a rodent out of the ground and checking to see if he sees his shadow ( Read more... )

Over the past month I've tried to maintain an aquarium. Its only a 10 tank and had...yes HAD (which I will get to) 7 fish and a snail ( Read more... )

Wow, it just speaks for itself...


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Many iconic heroes have undergone image changes. Supes, Bats, Wolverine, Daredevil (remember that black, gray, and red suit), and Spidey. Why would they mess with him again.


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According to the Movies.com Which Movie Star Are You Like? quiz, you're:

Gwyneth Paltrow


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Since "The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess" has been delayed till April, I needed to look elsewhere for my adventure game fix. Eventually I found this, which is a game if been waiting for years to come out.


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I just came back with my dad from what is considered one of the year's best films. Considering I've really been slacking in the reviews lately, I'll bring it back with none other than KONG!


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