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Let's (Not) Talk About Sex
It seems as if everyone I know wants to bitch at me about their dysfuntional relationships, and more than a few ask me for advice, despite the fact that my single status should be a giant flashing neon indication of the fact that I'm completely unsuitable for the role ( Read more... ) -
FYI
I am the only person with the power of negation in this journal. You don't delete. I do. And for a person who made a PROMISE, it doesn't seem to be holding up so well. -
LMAO
I am such an asshole. -
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One would think that I'd learn from the mistakes I've made
One would think it'd be enough the price I've already paid
One would think that eventually I'd learn to cope with the pain
One would think that someday the sun would drive away the rain
But no I'm still wandering the night lost and alone
Still friendless with no place I can call my own -
Facts about Cornell Johnson
Cornell Johnson once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean ( Read more... )
