I wish I was a lesbian. I'm way more attracted to women than I am to men but I hear that's pretty common. Women are hot, but I don't stalk them on facebook.
"I wish I was queer so I could get chicks." -The Bloodhound Gang
I think I get it from my mom, who would've been a trophy bulldyke.
She's always had short, spiky hair. She used to shoot squirrels with a rifle out the kitchen window. She worked as a forklift operator in a food bank for a while. She's always doing things like chopping down trees or fixing things inside or outside the house. Before she got cancer she was an electrician for a lumber company. She kicked cancer's ass, btw. My favorite picture of her of all time is a polaroid I took where she has a rifle in one hand and a pitchfork in the other because she was killing a water moccasin. Oh, mom.
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hey, i want to fuck you so uh... maybe we should just go for coffee?
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"I wish I was queer so I could get chicks." -The Bloodhound Gang
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She's always had short, spiky hair. She used to shoot squirrels with a rifle out the kitchen window. She worked as a forklift operator in a food bank for a while. She's always doing things like chopping down trees or fixing things inside or outside the house. Before she got cancer she was an electrician for a lumber company. She kicked cancer's ass, btw. My favorite picture of her of all time is a polaroid I took where she has a rifle in one hand and a pitchfork in the other because she was killing a water moccasin. Oh, mom.
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