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arimidex May 10 2011, 14:29:17 UTC
yeah like, super subtle, right? LOL

hey, i want to fuck you so uh... maybe we should just go for coffee?

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sugarbunnie May 8 2011, 02:33:34 UTC
LOL good old Facebook.

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arimidex May 10 2011, 14:29:28 UTC
LOL i know, right?

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icedguardian May 8 2011, 03:22:08 UTC
Hahaha! I wonder how she would have asked you if there was no Facebook or IMs.

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arimidex May 10 2011, 14:30:01 UTC
i wonder if she would have at all. i'm sure there would have been an awkward phone call.

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arimidex May 10 2011, 14:30:24 UTC
if i had cojones that big, i would be a damn pimp.

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40ozslurpee May 8 2011, 16:58:01 UTC
I wish I was a lesbian. I'm way more attracted to women than I am to men but I hear that's pretty common. Women are hot, but I don't stalk them on facebook.

"I wish I was queer so I could get chicks." -The Bloodhound Gang

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arimidex May 10 2011, 14:31:00 UTC
LOL. i agree, women are so much more attractive, but i love feeling babied. i just need a bulldyke.

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40ozslurpee May 10 2011, 15:20:21 UTC
I think I get it from my mom, who would've been a trophy bulldyke.

She's always had short, spiky hair. She used to shoot squirrels with a rifle out the kitchen window. She worked as a forklift operator in a food bank for a while. She's always doing things like chopping down trees or fixing things inside or outside the house. Before she got cancer she was an electrician for a lumber company. She kicked cancer's ass, btw. My favorite picture of her of all time is a polaroid I took where she has a rifle in one hand and a pitchfork in the other because she was killing a water moccasin. Oh, mom.

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