happy birthday/botmitzvah arielle!


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happy birthday vincent price, happy birthday arianna leigh blackwell kelly.

yesterday at disney i got attacked by birds. it was awesome. but today, on my actual birthday, i have nothing to do. im going to dinner with my dad, but other than that im bored. free food is good though.

tomorrow is my birthday. happy 21st to me. woot.

today was a bad day not to wear underpants. i had a water adventure at work. there were dead fishies everywhere. i didnt kill them though, they were already dead.

i have to be completely honest. i absolutely love seeing people that fucked with me and/or ridiculed me because of my convictions and how they have become complete fuckups. your mothers must be proud. i may be depressed from time to time, but its about how things used to be. we all used to be awesome, now most of us just kinda float around the ( Read more... )

i had a dream that i tamed the devil with my sexiness. i felt really uncomfortable when i woke up because the "devil" was this creepy guy named Ralph that did my monroe peircing many moons ago, and thats one guy i didnt want to dream about naked. awkward ( Read more... )

the perfect woman's vagina is ready to burst into flames at any time.

i cant believe i never knew that, my crotch is always on fire, i just didnt know it was a good thing. my gynecologist will be thrilled.

the Paranoid's Pocket Guide to Mental Disorders You Can Just Feel Coming On is the best book since the last book i read. now i finally know whats wrong with me. soooo yeah. after the whole getting followed home thing i got some mace. i also hide my knife on me when i go anywhere 'cept work. i guess i didnt think it bothered me that much until ( Read more... )

im done trying to change things around. look at where it gets me. even my boyfriend forgets about me. what was i supposed to be doing today? it definitely didnt involve sitting here alone on my only day off this week. what was i supposed to be doing this entire week? again, it didnt involve sitting all dressed up at home waiting for the phone ( Read more... )

shitty shitty night. i sat by my special spot on lake tarpon and ate chicken fingers. i should probably stop looking foreward to things so much.