*looks devious*

>:)

*steals Megwise and shuffles her off to Vegas*

^_____^

Ahaha!!!

Mom is in hot water and Dad is drunk.

Now, where's my crabby lovely fiance?

*skitters around*

My fiance is trying to kill me. o.O

Fuckzas. And I have no one to blame but myself. Although, I could blame dad and mom here...

*tries to keep up with her growing appetite for food*

Geez..already she's eaten seven lembas for lunch!

*wanders around, fetching Megwise strange concoctions that to her resemble food*

*shudders* The latest, fried peanut butter pickles doused in apple juice.

....That's just plain wrong. I have no idea what you're carrying in there, sweetheart, but I fear the day when we have to feed it.

*sings*

I've been hiding in the dog house! All the live long day!

Oh yea, I'm hiding.

And Cy's just informed me that my mother is going to fly off hir handle.

....I'm a-dead.

*grins*

All that 'production' made me hungry...

And I've got a question. If a hobbit can eat four pieces of Lembas bread compared to a bite for an Elf, just how many pieces would it take for a pregnant hobbit?

*huffs* So evidently they won't give me beer. Which could be a bad idea.

*goes into the basement and sets up a beer making studio* *comes back up after various explosions and such*

FREE HOMEMADE BEER!!!!!! FINEST AROUND!!!!!

*grins* Hey, Megwise, how about a glass of wine to celebrate with?

*screams*

I NEED HELP!!!! All these things have to be answered!!! And my wedding planner likes to disappear when I need her most!

Date:
Time:
Minister:
Best Man:
Maid of Honor:
Bridesmaids:
Guests:

And I'm sure there is more. But I'm scatterbrained at the moment!!!!!

*smiles blissfully*

Meg is a wonderful partner when it comes to shagging. I can't wait to marry her to not have to worry about whether children are born out of marriage or not...

....Wait. I'm going to need help planning this thing! HELP!!!!!

*gets down on one knee and looks Megwise straight in the eye*

Meg? I love you more than anyone in the world. You make me complete and I can't live without you. There has never been anyone that has made me feel the way you do, and I love you.

Will you marry me???