Modern Day Johnny

[arioch]

Modern Day Appleseed
Sewing needle in hand
His orchards are aisles
with bright cardboard boxes
Lifestyles and Magnums
Durex and Trojans
Now full of holes
Now fully useless
Modern day Johnnny
What have you done
What have you done
What have you done

Comments

[nephilimnexus]

For extra laughs, stick PETA "tested on animals" stickers on condom boxes.