[Filtered - Orihime, Ichigo, Renji, Ikkaku, Rukia, Mashiro, Kensei]

[arisawaironfist]

Oh God.

I hurt. Everywhere.

That woman... I'll be having nightmares for years. I just collapsed into bed and passed out the moment I got home.

That wasn't brutal. I can handle brutal. That was inhuman.

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[fighting_boy]

You wanna forget about the morning round of shunpo, then? Hell, if you show up, I'll knock you out and roll you back into bed. But I'm Kurosaki-sensei this week, so not saying that part.

[arisawaironfist]

I could handle it... but maybe just this once I'll get a little sleep. I don't think my legs could take it anyway. She made me test the limits of my shunpo skills until I couldn't move them anymore. Five times.

[fighting_boy]

Good. I'll see you on Monday for shunpo. Six o'clock sharp.

[madarame_i]

You went training with Soi Fon-taichou. You expected not to hurt? Really, kiddo, that was pretty stupid. But now you know for next time, if you go back. She didn't sound disappointed. That's actually more shocking than your amount of pain, sorry to say.

Here's the part where I tell you something important. Only, since you're half awake you're not gonna listen until later.

You gotta slow yourself down. Gonna run yourself rampant and get hurt more than you ever thought possible. Trust me, I know. You will have parts of yourself aching you didn't even think existed. Take. A. Break.

Or else.

Send you back to Soi Fon-taichou.

Private to Ikkaku

[fighting_boy]

If you're serious, I owe you a drink. A good one.

Private to Ichigo

[madarame_i]

Which part? I meant all of it, nonetheless.

Private

[fighting_boy]

Then let's say all of it, and I'll buy the next time we go out. Thanks.

[the_rotator]

That's how the captain is. I don't think she's capable of any less.

[arisawaironfist]

Maybe I shoulda done a little more research...

[the_rotator]

Nothing like the hands-on kind, I suppose.

Do you need any healing?

[arisawaironfist]

No, no healing. I just need ice. My muscles, I think all of them hurt, but no cuts, breaks, or major bruises.

[leekspin]

Yikes, sounds rough! Take a nice hot bath and rest up. Is it the good kind of sore where your muscles are getting stronger, or the other kind?

I was going to ask you to swing by the 11th Division and see Madarame-san, but it looks like he beat me to it, ha ha!

[Private]

We can skip the shopping if you want, I know you probably won't want to be on your feet for a while!

[arisawaironfist]

I think I'll go by one of the hot springs and soak until I'm a prune. One of the non-unisex hot springs.

[Private]

No way I'm missing out on our market trip. Don't worry, Shinigami heal fast, I was out of the infirmary after I got hurt in less than a week!

[leekspin]

Well, prunes ARE good for you. Lots of iron! Tee hee!

[Private]

Great! I'd offer to fix things up, but it's not a good idea for me to do that when training's involved. It's a rejection of events rather than actual healing, so it would undo all of the benefits you're getting. It's why I generally don't fix colds either unless they're really serious!

[howls_at_stars]

Er...sorry, maybe sendin' ya her way wasn't such a good idea after all. No offense, but I honestly didn't think she'd take you on as a student in the first place, at least 'til you had a little more experience.

You can punch me in the face if ya want; free shot.

[arisawaironfist]

Not your fault. Was my choice to go or not.

And it wouldn't be much of a punch anyway tonight.