Email Clean Out
Ok, so my spam folder has suddenly become much more interesting as of late. Usually, it's just random singles' websites and prescription drugs. Occasionally I get a job offer. But, once again, the sex spam has arrived! Let's take a look at the highlights, shall we?
"Frances, beautiful shemales with big dicks!" -- Where do they find me!?!?!?
"Frances, supply your left hand ready!" -- I don't know if it's sex or not...but it's certainly odd!
"Three flawless blondes petting on kitchen" -- How exactly is this kitchen involved...?
Now, it's not all sex, mind you....
"Hi Frances, this is Madelyn, wanna date?" -- This is funny because the address is "Virgil Vanacek". There's another one from "Manuela"
"Frances, I lost my dog. Help?" -- There are probably twenty of these...that's a lot of dogs!
"RE: 2 JetBlue Airline Tickets" -- Wonder where I'm going....?
And finally...
"Keep this Holy Keepsake" -- A bit repetitive, don't you think? The sender? "Jesus Coin". Classy.
I am highly amused by the amount of crap out there on the internet....perhaps it's because I'm thinking about all the people that actually open these emails....oy!
"Frances, beautiful shemales with big dicks!" -- Where do they find me!?!?!?
"Frances, supply your left hand ready!" -- I don't know if it's sex or not...but it's certainly odd!
"Three flawless blondes petting on kitchen" -- How exactly is this kitchen involved...?
Now, it's not all sex, mind you....
"Hi Frances, this is Madelyn, wanna date?" -- This is funny because the address is "Virgil Vanacek". There's another one from "Manuela"
"Frances, I lost my dog. Help?" -- There are probably twenty of these...that's a lot of dogs!
"RE: 2 JetBlue Airline Tickets" -- Wonder where I'm going....?
And finally...
"Keep this Holy Keepsake" -- A bit repetitive, don't you think? The sender? "Jesus Coin". Classy.
I am highly amused by the amount of crap out there on the internet....perhaps it's because I'm thinking about all the people that actually open these emails....oy!