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aristocravat

two; [video/action/voice]

Oct 08, 2011 22:05

[video; english]

[The video flickers on to show Austria in Discedo, just at the exit of the subway. He arrived later than many no he didn't get lost he was on a train how directionally challenged do you think he is : |. His hair is damp, his glasses smudged with one lens cracked in the very corner. His cravat is missing, and there appears to be a ( Read more... )

discedo, i think you mean beethoven, emotions what emotions

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[Video] fettuttittes October 8 2011, 12:17:53 UTC

There are apartments in Marshall Street, Latimir Street, and Horton Lane. ...Other housing is available but... those are the main 3. Apparently the High School is best when you need things like food or anything...

Wait. Is your sense of direction as horrible as hers? [Judgejudgejudge]

1/2 aristocravat October 8 2011, 21:39:18 UTC

Thank you, I -

2/2 aristocravat October 8 2011, 21:39:54 UTC

I beg your pardon? My sense of direction is quite fine.

fettuttittes October 8 2011, 21:45:48 UTC

Uh huh, sure.

So on you way to say, the shops, how often do you get lost?

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brotundbier October 8 2011, 21:36:23 UTC

If you need assistance moving into an apartment, I'm wiling to help. I'm currently located in Marshal...

..but Prussia is also. So.

aristocravat October 8 2011, 21:42:07 UTC

If it is not too much trouble, I would appreciate that.

... she did not mention whether I was allowed in your presence, only that I am not to give you 'bad advice'.

[He snorts a little.]

brotundbier October 8 2011, 22:15:20 UTC

I wouldn't let her bother you. Do you know where you are now?

klavierkavalier October 8 2011, 22:17:25 UTC

She doesn't bother me. I am at the exit of the subway.

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text; action if you want to see the angry troll kid furiously typing in the shade of the subway yourgoddamnit October 9 2011, 05:41:50 UTC

OH MY GOD IT'S MORE OF THAT TERRIBLE NOISE THAT FRANCH DRESSING DARED TO LABEL AS A LANGUAGE.
YOUR VOCAL CHORDS OFFEND ME.

AND THOUGH I AUTOMATICALLY DESPISE YOU FOR ASSAULTING MY EARS
YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT THERE'S AN ABUNDANCE OF HIVES
HOUSING
WHATEVER YOU WANT TO CALL IT.
FOOD IS YOUR OWN CHALLENGE.
I MEAN
YOU COULD DO THE SENSIBLE THING AND GO TO THE FUCKING STORE TO SEE IF THE SHELVES ARE STOCKED AT ALL
OR YOU COULD KILL THE NEAREST FAUNA AND DEVOUR IT.
WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR BOAT, RUFFLES.

text; he's really not that observant aristocravat October 9 2011, 06:00:21 UTC

[SORRY all he hears is his language being compared to French.]

I BEG YOUR PARDON. I AGREE THAT FRENCH SHOULD NOT BE A LANGUAGE BUT I MUST DISAGREE ON THE MATTER OF GERMAN.

RUFFLES IS A HORRIBLY UNORIGINAL NICKNAME.

[Yes he's going to type in caps because he now thinks that is how this is Supposed To Be Done.]

text; good, endorse kar's terrible habit of harrassing people through the internet yourgoddamnit October 9 2011, 06:28:13 UTC

[ perfect. RUINING THE WRITTEN LANGUAGE ONE PERSON AT A TIME. ]

I MUST DISAGREE THAT YOU ARE A GIGANTIC TOOL WITH A TERRIBLE MEANS OF COMMUNICATION.
NOT THAT ANY EARTH LANGUAGE IS PARTICULARLY GREAT BUT
SWEET JEGUS IT'S LIKE YOU'RE TRYING TO DISLODGE PHLEGM FROM YOUR WINDHOLE.

OH I'M SORRY
I DIDN'T REALIZE THAT I NEEDED A CREATIVE MASTERPIECE OF AN INSULT INSPIRED BY A GODDAMN MUSE.
FINE
I INVOKE THE TROLL MUSES
WHO SING THE SONG OF FUCKWORDS IN A LANGUAGE THAT ISN'T THE HIDEOUS GERMAN
AND THEY WHISPER IN MY EARTUBES NOT A SINGLE WORD
BUT A SEQUENCE OF WORDS
DESCRIBING THE BROWN CRATER NEXT TO YOUR SEEDFLAP THAT WILL INEVITABLY CONSUME THE DISGUSTING BYPRODUCT OF THE GODS' WASTE THAT YOU CALL A FACE INTO ONE GIANT MALIGNANT TUMOR
AMONG OTHER SUCH DETAILS ABOUT YOUR FORM THAT CAN NOT POSSIBLY BE TRANSLATED INTO ANY HUMAN LANGUAGE.
THE SHEER VOMIT-INDUCING SENTIMENTS BEHIND THE WORDS SIMPLY CAN NOT BE FELT WITH YOUR PRIMITIVE TONGUES.
THOUGH IN SUMMATION
I THINK IT WOULD BE FAIR TO NAME YOU
THE WRETCH.

text; he picked the easiest target of all time it will probably be boring aristocravat October 9 2011, 07:18:57 UTC

GERMAN IS A GUTTURAL LANGUAGE, MEANING SOUNDS ARE PRODUCED MORE COMMONLY TOWARDS THE BACK OF ONE'S ORAL CAVITY. SUCH A THING, HOWEVER, IS TYPICAL OF ANCIENT AND NOBLE LANGUAGES.

[Sexy, right.]

I DID NOT READ YOUR ARGUMENT IN ITS ENTIRETY, AS YOUR SENTENCE STRUCTURE AND UNUSUAL LANGUAGE HAS GIVEN ME QUITE A HEADACHE. WRETCH IS REALLY NO BETTER.

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[ audio; Japanese. ] bitesthighs October 9 2011, 11:46:24 UTC

[ She didn't understand a single word of what he said, but she knew she could understand two things; this man was hurt, or tired, or both, and he was at the end of the tunnel. He was back to the original city - the one where Gracia arrived in first. But first things first: ]

Are you okay?

[ audio; kind of horrible Japanese but at least he knows some.... ] aristocravat October 9 2011, 21:53:33 UTC

I am fine. Tired and hungry.

[Voice--English] mizu_isei October 9 2011, 18:58:56 UTC

Ah...piano?

[Sunao knows very little German, but as it happens was able to pluck that one word out, and is curious.]

[Voice--English] aristocravat October 9 2011, 21:55:09 UTC

... you are not Fr - damn this device!

[HUFF.]

Yes, piano. Do you you know where I might locate one?

[Voice--English] mizu_isei October 9 2011, 23:26:42 UTC

...Was it meant to be locked? Sorry about that.

A piano? Hm, you said you were in Discedo right...

[Double checking the post. Sunao's still a bit tired from all the subway construction.]

Then yes, I know where you can find one. I have one in my apartment.

[Voice--English] aristocravat October 10 2011, 06:04:08 UTC

Yes. Though it was hardly a sensitive conversation.

... you do?

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