Flake Off

[aristophains]

No, Kellogg's, you will not 'see me at breakfast'. Here's why:

1. The second part of your slogan is a narrow-minded, needless f***-you to all those who enjoy cereal at other times of the day. For pity's sake, one of the most talked-about new eating places in one of the world's major cities is a cereal café (Cereal Killer in London) and it is not

Comments

[davidn]

"All right, sir, so I'll just put you down for a wake-up call and a round of toast, shall I?"

[aristophains]

Calling me sir is the opposite of putting me down. Though if the only cereals you have are Kellogg's, I'm checking out right now.