BREAKING NEWS! Wellesley College plots to impregnate 17 yr old applicant by....WAIT-LISTING?

[aritilla]

I was wait-listed to Wellesley.

Meh.

I think this might make me have a baby or something. Any takers for insemination?

Comments

[callmechamp]

lame.

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[imestherlee]

wellesley is gonna regret a lot for making such an absurd and thoughtless decision. You're such a precocious person and Wellesley will pay their price for doing this.