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- Sat, 07:38: Merry I-have-ran-out-of-things-to-put-here-mas. :p
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- Fri, 12:19: I finally got something to put in my box of fucks to give: a quarter ounce of "fe." Which I believe is the max you… https://t.co/rGUdhmjWDq
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- Thu, 08:40: "I drive stupid expensive car." No, you OWN stupid expensive car. You drive like shit.
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- Mon, 10:14: RT @ johannhat: Just helped out in a comedy show that focused solely on a cool dog, who was really cool. Life is cool sometimes. https://t.c…
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- Wed, 07:04: I don't like the fact I have a video folder at work that says 'F YOUR KIDS' ... but it's kind of necessary
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- Mon, 13:25: 88% in Chicago. It's like someone swapped out the sun for a low wattage bulb. #SolarEclipse2017
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- Tue, 10:36: Every journey starts somewhere. #SonicMania #Sega #IAmDon'tGiveADamnYearsOld https://t.co/I2KXhasgRJ
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- Fri, 16:08: I worked at a gas station and we had less employee turnover than the Trump administration
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- Thu, 19:11: Trying to watch Rifftrax, but can't. Marcus in Orland Park crappy track record strikes again. #Rifftrax #MarcusCinema #FathomEvents
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- Fri, 13:20: Work doesn't drive me to drink. Work rented a party bus and is dragging my ass along the scenic route