Cause of Jackson death determined.

[arkham1010]

It was revealed today that Michael Jackson died of food poisioning. He was found yesterday with 13 year old nuts in his mouth.

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[swimmingotter]

Bwahahahaha! I'm going to hell for laughing at that, but OMG!

[starlancer]

I heard that what really happened was that Farrah Fawcet died and ended up at the pearly gates. Because she'd suffered such a long, lingering death she was given one wish for the people back on earth. After thinking a bit she said, "I wish for all the children on earth to be safe."

An hour later Michael Jackson died.