standardized tests, you amuse me

[arkturus]

a) I raped the SAT.

Critical Reading: 800 (perfect fucking score.)
Math: 750
Writing: 640

Composite: 2190 (out of 2400)

If I had taken the SAT I (without writing), I would have gotten 1550 (out of 1600).

b) Also

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[kikimermaid]

Nick, you're a bonafide genius.

[arkturus]

Thank you!!

[wallflowrinlove]

i've really wanted to see hedwig and the angry inch for a while. i'm going to call you right now.

[arkturus]

We'll see it on Wednesday with CAIT! who needs to see it.

[pedrothelioness]

NICK! you are awesome!!!!X10

[arkturus]

YAY! you are too!

[lightoforion]

I love NICK! Thanks for helping with the consupmtion of WAFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFfiles

Falaffles = flavored waffles. YES!

[arkturus]

thanks for hosting a chocolate falaffle party, naxor!

[visceralpulse]

MUST TAKE SAT

[arkturus]

When you're older, son.