Want something to read? Huh? Really? Read Guillermo Del Toro's epic awesome brilliant fukkin mish-mash hodgepodge brilliance that is THE STRAIN. It came out today. I got my copy. I read that shit most of the day. Even in the bathroom at work. Go buy it now. You will wish it were a movie. And knowing Del Toro, it prolly will be. I can only hope. And ( Read more... )

I hate TWILIGHT. Sorry. I do. Don't care for those crappy ass young actors who look good in DIOR HOMME.
Don't care for that dingy actress who wore sneakers to an awards show and could use some shampoo in
her hair. Don't remotely care for the author of the series, because she can't write worth a crap. And most
definitely don't care for the director ( Read more... )

...to park his spaceship in the garage.

Kid Cudi. He wants me.

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Some chicks are like, "Why doesn't he want me," And, "Why can't I find a boyfriend?"
I don't do that. I don't bother. I know what the problem is. It's my problem. My problem
is this: I grew up crushing/admiring/loving dapper men. A man's man. The crooner's
in suits. The tough guys who didn't play lily boys. The men who could hold up the
sky and still ( Read more... )

Rumours abound. Mary McDonnell as Gabrielle Deschain in JJ Abrams production of THE DARK TOWER.
Let us pray it's true!

Until then, watch this awesome ass animated short...

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When I was a kid, all I did was watch FASHION TELEVISION (Jeanne Beker was my hero!), every saturday at 10am. Okay, I wasn't exactly a kid. More like preteen to early 20's. But I was convinced, a) I was going to be a famous fashion designer, b) All my fashion shows were going to be these crazy, over the top affairs, and c) Thierry Mugler was a god.

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I love Mary. You love Mary. Elves of Middle earth...Martians of Mars...Disco-men of Zeti Reticuli...and
Obama, love Mary. Love for the Mary is universal. Many people claim to know the origins of the 
"greatness-that-is-she"but they really have no clue. So I consulted NASA, JPL, CERN, Scholars
at Harvard and Yale, and Stephen Spielberg (because the ( Read more... )