To see you when I wake up is a gift I didnt think could be real...

[arlis729]

It would be sweet to have a Unicorn... all white n' pretty...
if you cant find one then you would get a white horse and Drill a horn in its head...

wow that was gross...
i ment you could scotch tape it to its forehead...

...Chocolate makes me sick...

i fucked up.

Comments

[meandluda]

A horse with a horn aye? There's something you see everyday... shit, but if you can't have a unicorn- just freakin make one.

...every one will want one!
...chocolate is sick... especially when it's plain...but Im lactose intolerant- ha- that could be why.

[iloveleo]

YOU FUCKED UP GOOOOOOD!!!!

porn-star move

[arlis729]

*Cock-Slapped Across The Face*

Bitch!

Re: porn-star move

[iloveleo]

God damn, I swear woman if you wouldn't have shown me thats what you would've got....