Comments | armed_with_pics: From the bench

armed_with_pics

From the bench

Apr 13, 2008 17:56

... I think I'm going to ask the courts to come up with an actual crime name and punishment for baby-swapping. It's pretty tiresome when some new crime just doesn't fit...

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Private to Maes silver_austere April 13 2008, 22:31:18 UTC

Why am I not surprised that the police force cannot protect the most innocent civilians?

I want this person tried for criminal negligence, endangering the life of an innocent, and for social disruption.

I realise that will just be a paltry sentence at most. Just give him a nip that he won't forget.

Private to Ryuuken armed_with_pics April 13 2008, 23:30:14 UTC

Criminal negligence - applies when the person in question endangers someone or something due to being negligent on their job. It's not applicable here ( ... )

Private to Maes silver_austere April 14 2008, 18:43:06 UTC

Look, this is how it is.

I don't have time to digest all the excuses you may wish to throw back. Now, either you tell me exactly what the hell you can charge this criminal with, and thus restore my faith in the justice system

or:

Or, well, quite frankly your inadequacies as a police force will just allow more of these criminals, and dare I say it - vigilantes, to erode this city down until you have nothing left to serve and protect.

Private to Ryuuken armed_with_pics April 15 2008, 23:10:35 UTC

I will make this very clear.

I took the time to lay out and explain for you those charges. I won't make the mistake of trying to be so helpful again.

Why doesn't the hospital have security or better systems around the baby ward?

Private to Maes / Viewable to SFPD Only divided_fire April 13 2008, 22:49:27 UTC

...My head's splitting, mind if I sit this one out? Last night was a bit of a train wreck for me, I'm still picking up the pieces, tch.

Private to Sasuke / Viewable to SFPD Only armed_with_pics April 13 2008, 23:22:42 UTC

I don't mind, and I understand. There's only so much stress any one person can take. I'd say take whatever time you need, though you should double-check with Cissnei on that.

Private to Maes / Viewable to SFPD Only divided_fire April 13 2008, 23:30:52 UTC

I just need to not be thrown at any more cases right now, that's all... and some extra strength advil.

Private to Sasuke / Viewable to SFPD Only armed_with_pics April 13 2008, 23:40:22 UTC

Not a problem. And if you're in the office (which I just left to get home, at last...) you'll find some extra-strength just about everything in my left-hand second-from-the-top desk drawer.

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Private//unhackable//Maes flame_on_cue April 14 2008, 00:24:18 UTC

If it's not one thing it's another. I'm having trouble getting to the files I need. Seems my password's stopped working and they transferred Scheizke. Someone is hiding something. I think the old man's in on it.

Re: Private//unhackable//Maes flashy_bastard April 14 2008, 00:25:31 UTC

((OOC: Im reaching here but I couldnt think of anything exact to put as problems Bradley would create. I'll get with you on it. Any ideas welcome.))

Re: Private//unhackable//Maes armed_with_pics April 14 2008, 00:44:00 UTC

[[OOC: I like it. Didn't even think of Bradley, but yeesh, that's a great way to throw a wrench into the works. Envy-mun is up for the fine, though. Worked that out with her before posting the warrant.]]

Private//unhackable//Roy armed_with_pics April 14 2008, 00:42:20 UTC

The old man, or Rosencrantz. I don't know what Denmark would want with the files, but we do have a mole. I'm about ready to get a PDA and start putting files onto it, if not for the fact that they're confidential and I could get in trouble...

Private to Hughes // SFPD Viewable nicotinebullets April 14 2008, 20:13:15 UTC

Geezus, stealing babies? What the hell is in the water these days...

This guy got a past criminal record around here? My computer's busted (or at least I think it is) and the nice lady the cubicle over still hates me for my April Fool's joke. I think she'll claw my face off before lettin' me use her computer.

Private to Havoc // SFPD Viewable armed_with_pics April 15 2008, 23:08:17 UTC

I wish he had a record. If there was anything else we could stick him with, I'd throw it at him.

What did you do for April Fool's? I only knew of my own fun!

Private to Hughes // SFPD Viewable nicotinebullets April 16 2008, 22:03:59 UTC

Yeah, it really would be a hell lot easier with a record. What kind of name is "Envy" anyways? The kid didn't get enough loving from his mom, so he decides to switch babies?

Uhh, I swore secrecy to that one. Got shot in the kidney once, I don't wanna get shot in the foot next, sorry, sir.

Private to Havoc // SFPD Viewable armed_with_pics April 16 2008, 22:48:06 UTC

The type that says "Give me attention!" in a whiny, terrible-twos sort of way that Elysia never went through. She's daddy's little angel! But I don't get why someone would switch babies. I can't fathom how that would entertain someone.

Darn!

//Private to Havoc only - Unhackable//
Please tell me? With a cherry on top? :D
//end private//

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