Survey
______More about YOU______
[x]. What are the last four digits of your phone number? house -0989 cell -0989... i dont really see a point to this
[x]. If u were a crayon, what color would you be? black.. cuz i'zz black
[x]. Have you ever almost died? yeaahh.. got hit by a car..
[x]. What's the next CD you are going to buy? hmmm.. dead kennedys
[x]. Have u ever won any special award? noppe
[x]. What's the best advice ever given to you? dont do shit because everyone is doing it
[x]. What's the stupidest thing u ever done? ehh... idk i do lots of stupid shit
[x]. If u could change one thing about yourself what would it be? uhh.. maybe god can magically make me smarter.. that'd be pretty cool
[x]. Where do you shop the most?: umm.. goodwill.. yeah thats right, dont judge me.. only god can judge me
[x]. Shampoo?: idk some cheap ass shiiat
[x]. Do you have your own TV?: no
[x]. Do you have your own phone line?:no
[x]. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal?:yeah. i have a doggy stuffed animal. his name is rags.
[x]. Have you ever broken/sprained/fractured a bone?:haha broke mah collar bone in 5th grade watching south park while on mah exercise bike thing
[x]. Who do you tell your dreams to?: umm... my imaginary pig.. i call him herman.
[x]. Is cheerleading a sport?: hah! hahaha! farrrt
[x]. Which came first, the chicken or the egg?: yo mamma
______YOU and LOVE______
[x]. Do you have a girlfriend or boyfriend? not
[x]. Where would you like to go on your honeymoon?: um.. anywhere outside new berlin's good for me
______Pick One: THIS OR THAT______
[x]. Lights on/off?: off
[x]. Sun or rain? sun
[x]. Do u like scary or happy movies better? scary movies make me happy
[x]. Backstreet Boys or NSYNC? DIE
[x]. On the phone or in person?: in person
[x]. Glass half full or half empty?: empty
[x]. Cake or pie? who the fuck cares
[x]. Diamond or pearl?: ^
[x]. Sunset or sunrise: sunrise
____________Your FAVS____________
[x]. Color: blue.. i spose.. yeah blue
[x]. food: pizza's always orignal
[x]. Fast Food: big apple bagel.. if thats fast food
[x]. Candy: twix
[x]. Beverages?: dr. P
[x].. Ice Cream Flavor? moose tracks
[x]. Sport? skateboarding
[x]. Animal? uhh the monkies with the red asses are fuckin hot. You know how they got that way, dont you? Oh!
[x]. number? 69! haha! haha thats like sex or something ahaha fart
[x]. Radio station? 102.9, 95.1
[x]. Band or singer? Green Day
[x]. Fav. Actor or Actress?: Kevin James
[x]. Fav.day of the year?: last day-o-school
[x]. Scent?: david's fine ass
[x]. Teacher? Mrs. MarX
[x]. Board Game? dont wake daddy!
____________HAVE you EVER____________
[x]. Wanted to kill someone? yeah! go die avril! gooo diee
[x]. Broke the law? yeah.. pretty sure shoplifting's a no no
[x]. Ran from the cops?: kinda.. it was the k-mart security guy.. what an asshole.. all undercover and whatnot. haha.. i was with my mom too. bad times
[x]. Made yourself throw up? ABSOLUTELY NOT
--General--
Name: Kevin
Age:14
Sex: male
Hair: brown
Eyes: greenish i think
Last time you shaved (anyplace): couple days ago
Last time you took a bath/shower: today
Last thing you ate: ceral.. apple jacks.. but they dont tastse like apple.. DIE
Last thing you drank: the milk from the ceral.. i drink whats left of the milk in the ceral, got a problem with that?
--Drugs--
Drink? no
Shot up? no
Snorted? no
Inhaled? markers dont count
shut up? die?
--Romance/sex--
Virgin? yes
Had sex? little redudant are we?
Cybered? haha! i'm not THAT much of a loser
Wish you weren't a virgin? no.. die?
Ever been kissed passionately? gonna hafta go with die
By a male? only yo' mama!
By a female? only yo'... mamma!
Straight, gay, or bi? straight.. straight up G, yo
Have a girlfriend (on the net does count)? you betcha. wait, who the fuck has a girlfriend on the net? god i hate people
Have a boyfriend (net counts)? dont go there boyfriend.. mm hmm
Cheated? noope
Cheated on? highly doubt it.. no
Think about sex? oh.. all the time.. its all i ever think about.. that and the little tables in the pizza box.. wtf
Look at porn? only old ppl.. i mean.. umm.. MILF!..
Read erotic literature? harry potter
--Fun Stuff--
Hobbies? bass? yeah bass
Fave VGs? hmm? i'm not hip with ur fancy lingo
Which? die
Fave music genre? ROOCK AND PUNK CUZ I'M HARDCORE
Current fave songs? cant think of any favorites at the moment
-Skills--
Drive a car? jus my powerwheels.. that things good ass times
Compose music? yeah.. if by compose u mean have sex and by music you mean with yo mamma last night! oh!
Drawing style? def... mos def
Program stuff? If by program you mean suck, and by stuff you mean J00 penis! oW!
--More you stuff--
Swear/curse? FUCK NO SHIT FACE
Medical problems? ADD.. haha ima add kid
Fave food: Italalian's all good
Least fave food: tomato.. even tho its in like all italian food, shhh
--Internet--
Percent of day spent on average:too much.. just too much
Know HTML? ooh yes
Use instant messengers? aim
Your IM SNs (specify messengers): aim: pepsi125 since 4th grade yo
Website(s):http://www.geocities.com/slipperywhenwet_1250/
--Pals--
Best IRL (can list more than 1)? hmm? damn you and ur fancy lingo.. damn you to hell!
Best Online (can list more than 1)? wha? best online pal? fuck you.. fucking guy, you know damn right!
--Final junk--
Time this was finished: 14 o'clock minus 2 apples divided by spork.. hey i'm cool..
x. first name = Kevin
x. birthday = September 21 89
x. height = 5'8ish
x. shoe size = 11
x. hair color = br-br-br-BRoown
x. length = longg
x. eye color = green kind of... we've been over this
x. school = eisenhower
x. pets = 1 german shephard
x. who do you live with = mah parents when they be around yo.. and mah shank ho sister
x. do others find you attractive = dude.. idk about them i find myself dead sexy
x. using someone = ptsh.. fuck dat
x. suicide = selfish, weakminded, just the thought of someone i care about even thinking about it hurts
x. killing people = against.. ima consicinous objector all the way
x. teenage smoking = YAY LUNG CANER FOR EVERYBODY! YAYYY
x.doing drugs = crack is wak
x. driving drunk = moronic.. suicidal.. asshole..
x. gay/lesbian relationships =all for it
x. abortion = i'm thinkin no
[number]
x. of continents I have lived in? = 1
x. of drugs taken illegally? = ZERO
x. of people I would classify as true, could trust with my life type friends? = umm... 3
x. people I consider my enemies= 0
x. of people from elementary school that I stayed in contact with? = most everyone
x. of cd's that I own? = uhh.. idk i had like 50 but i losts em all.. cuz i'm smart like that
x. of times my name has appeared in the newspaper? = probably millions! kevins a popular name.. dipshit
x. scars on my body? = i got the hand.. and like 8 where lindsey scratched/whipped me.. they're just love scars
tho
x. of things in my past that I regret? regret is pretty pointless.. i regret a lot of stuff tho.. pff
[do you]
x. wish you could live somewhere else = YEAH.. only if everything good from here could move there too tho
x. think about suicide = nope
x. do drugs = ppl think i do.. but no.. they can probably go die
x. smoke = never have, never will.. i know what that shit does to you first hand..err.. second hand.. whatever
x. like cleaning = no?
x. like roller coasters = hellllss yeahh
x. write in cursive or print = print yo
x. carry a donor card = No.. but if i did it was say "appendix, tonsills" garrunteed
x. wear jewelry = Just my single black "rebel" braclet on mah left wrist.. and mah watch of coarse..bling bling
x. snore = nnnn idk
x. drool in your sleep = no
x. like onions = yummay!
x. like cotton candy = sho'.. sho'..
x. sleep with socks on = yep
x. know anyone famous = no.. well.. i know lindsey. and she's gonna be famous. so yeah spose.
[random]
x. last movie you saw = not sho'.. i think office space
x. last song you listened to = Johnny Quest Thinks We're Sellouts (Less than Jake)
x. last cd you listened to = losing streak
x. last person you've called = umm.. mah mommy
x. last person that's called you =david
x. are you shy = not anymore at least
thats all.. thank you for wasting your time. i know i have
[x]. What are the last four digits of your phone number? house -0989 cell -0989... i dont really see a point to this
[x]. If u were a crayon, what color would you be? black.. cuz i'zz black
[x]. Have you ever almost died? yeaahh.. got hit by a car..
[x]. What's the next CD you are going to buy? hmmm.. dead kennedys
[x]. Have u ever won any special award? noppe
[x]. What's the best advice ever given to you? dont do shit because everyone is doing it
[x]. What's the stupidest thing u ever done? ehh... idk i do lots of stupid shit
[x]. If u could change one thing about yourself what would it be? uhh.. maybe god can magically make me smarter.. that'd be pretty cool
[x]. Where do you shop the most?: umm.. goodwill.. yeah thats right, dont judge me.. only god can judge me
[x]. Shampoo?: idk some cheap ass shiiat
[x]. Do you have your own TV?: no
[x]. Do you have your own phone line?:no
[x]. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal?:yeah. i have a doggy stuffed animal. his name is rags.
[x]. Have you ever broken/sprained/fractured a bone?:haha broke mah collar bone in 5th grade watching south park while on mah exercise bike thing
[x]. Who do you tell your dreams to?: umm... my imaginary pig.. i call him herman.
[x]. Is cheerleading a sport?: hah! hahaha! farrrt
[x]. Which came first, the chicken or the egg?: yo mamma
______YOU and LOVE______
[x]. Do you have a girlfriend or boyfriend? not
[x]. Where would you like to go on your honeymoon?: um.. anywhere outside new berlin's good for me
______Pick One: THIS OR THAT______
[x]. Lights on/off?: off
[x]. Sun or rain? sun
[x]. Do u like scary or happy movies better? scary movies make me happy
[x]. Backstreet Boys or NSYNC? DIE
[x]. On the phone or in person?: in person
[x]. Glass half full or half empty?: empty
[x]. Cake or pie? who the fuck cares
[x]. Diamond or pearl?: ^
[x]. Sunset or sunrise: sunrise
____________Your FAVS____________
[x]. Color: blue.. i spose.. yeah blue
[x]. food: pizza's always orignal
[x]. Fast Food: big apple bagel.. if thats fast food
[x]. Candy: twix
[x]. Beverages?: dr. P
[x].. Ice Cream Flavor? moose tracks
[x]. Sport? skateboarding
[x]. Animal? uhh the monkies with the red asses are fuckin hot. You know how they got that way, dont you? Oh!
[x]. number? 69! haha! haha thats like sex or something ahaha fart
[x]. Radio station? 102.9, 95.1
[x]. Band or singer? Green Day
[x]. Fav. Actor or Actress?: Kevin James
[x]. Fav.day of the year?: last day-o-school
[x]. Scent?: david's fine ass
[x]. Teacher? Mrs. MarX
[x]. Board Game? dont wake daddy!
____________HAVE you EVER____________
[x]. Wanted to kill someone? yeah! go die avril! gooo diee
[x]. Broke the law? yeah.. pretty sure shoplifting's a no no
[x]. Ran from the cops?: kinda.. it was the k-mart security guy.. what an asshole.. all undercover and whatnot. haha.. i was with my mom too. bad times
[x]. Made yourself throw up? ABSOLUTELY NOT
--General--
Name: Kevin
Age:14
Sex: male
Hair: brown
Eyes: greenish i think
Last time you shaved (anyplace): couple days ago
Last time you took a bath/shower: today
Last thing you ate: ceral.. apple jacks.. but they dont tastse like apple.. DIE
Last thing you drank: the milk from the ceral.. i drink whats left of the milk in the ceral, got a problem with that?
--Drugs--
Drink? no
Shot up? no
Snorted? no
Inhaled? markers dont count
shut up? die?
--Romance/sex--
Virgin? yes
Had sex? little redudant are we?
Cybered? haha! i'm not THAT much of a loser
Wish you weren't a virgin? no.. die?
Ever been kissed passionately? gonna hafta go with die
By a male? only yo' mama!
By a female? only yo'... mamma!
Straight, gay, or bi? straight.. straight up G, yo
Have a girlfriend (on the net does count)? you betcha. wait, who the fuck has a girlfriend on the net? god i hate people
Have a boyfriend (net counts)? dont go there boyfriend.. mm hmm
Cheated? noope
Cheated on? highly doubt it.. no
Think about sex? oh.. all the time.. its all i ever think about.. that and the little tables in the pizza box.. wtf
Look at porn? only old ppl.. i mean.. umm.. MILF!..
Read erotic literature? harry potter
--Fun Stuff--
Hobbies? bass? yeah bass
Fave VGs? hmm? i'm not hip with ur fancy lingo
Which? die
Fave music genre? ROOCK AND PUNK CUZ I'M HARDCORE
Current fave songs? cant think of any favorites at the moment
-Skills--
Drive a car? jus my powerwheels.. that things good ass times
Compose music? yeah.. if by compose u mean have sex and by music you mean with yo mamma last night! oh!
Drawing style? def... mos def
Program stuff? If by program you mean suck, and by stuff you mean J00 penis! oW!
--More you stuff--
Swear/curse? FUCK NO SHIT FACE
Medical problems? ADD.. haha ima add kid
Fave food: Italalian's all good
Least fave food: tomato.. even tho its in like all italian food, shhh
--Internet--
Percent of day spent on average:too much.. just too much
Know HTML? ooh yes
Use instant messengers? aim
Your IM SNs (specify messengers): aim: pepsi125 since 4th grade yo
Website(s):http://www.geocities.com/slipperywhenwet_1250/
--Pals--
Best IRL (can list more than 1)? hmm? damn you and ur fancy lingo.. damn you to hell!
Best Online (can list more than 1)? wha? best online pal? fuck you.. fucking guy, you know damn right!
--Final junk--
Time this was finished: 14 o'clock minus 2 apples divided by spork.. hey i'm cool..
x. first name = Kevin
x. birthday = September 21 89
x. height = 5'8ish
x. shoe size = 11
x. hair color = br-br-br-BRoown
x. length = longg
x. eye color = green kind of... we've been over this
x. school = eisenhower
x. pets = 1 german shephard
x. who do you live with = mah parents when they be around yo.. and mah shank ho sister
x. do others find you attractive = dude.. idk about them i find myself dead sexy
x. using someone = ptsh.. fuck dat
x. suicide = selfish, weakminded, just the thought of someone i care about even thinking about it hurts
x. killing people = against.. ima consicinous objector all the way
x. teenage smoking = YAY LUNG CANER FOR EVERYBODY! YAYYY
x.doing drugs = crack is wak
x. driving drunk = moronic.. suicidal.. asshole..
x. gay/lesbian relationships =all for it
x. abortion = i'm thinkin no
[number]
x. of continents I have lived in? = 1
x. of drugs taken illegally? = ZERO
x. of people I would classify as true, could trust with my life type friends? = umm... 3
x. people I consider my enemies= 0
x. of people from elementary school that I stayed in contact with? = most everyone
x. of cd's that I own? = uhh.. idk i had like 50 but i losts em all.. cuz i'm smart like that
x. of times my name has appeared in the newspaper? = probably millions! kevins a popular name.. dipshit
x. scars on my body? = i got the hand.. and like 8 where lindsey scratched/whipped me.. they're just love scars
tho
x. of things in my past that I regret? regret is pretty pointless.. i regret a lot of stuff tho.. pff
[do you]
x. wish you could live somewhere else = YEAH.. only if everything good from here could move there too tho
x. think about suicide = nope
x. do drugs = ppl think i do.. but no.. they can probably go die
x. smoke = never have, never will.. i know what that shit does to you first hand..err.. second hand.. whatever
x. like cleaning = no?
x. like roller coasters = hellllss yeahh
x. write in cursive or print = print yo
x. carry a donor card = No.. but if i did it was say "appendix, tonsills" garrunteed
x. wear jewelry = Just my single black "rebel" braclet on mah left wrist.. and mah watch of coarse..bling bling
x. snore = nnnn idk
x. drool in your sleep = no
x. like onions = yummay!
x. like cotton candy = sho'.. sho'..
x. sleep with socks on = yep
x. know anyone famous = no.. well.. i know lindsey. and she's gonna be famous. so yeah spose.
[random]
x. last movie you saw = not sho'.. i think office space
x. last song you listened to = Johnny Quest Thinks We're Sellouts (Less than Jake)
x. last cd you listened to = losing streak
x. last person you've called = umm.. mah mommy
x. last person that's called you =david
x. are you shy = not anymore at least
thats all.. thank you for wasting your time. i know i have