...was positively outstanding.

Ummm... can't talk, covered in Glue.

Oh yeah, By the way... Improv show on the 4th.
That's all the details I'm giving you.
If you're not there, I'll be very upset with you.

One of my rats died today. I came home to a sweltering hot appartment, and when I opened my bedroom door, I was assaulted by a room of hot, freshly dead rodent. Megan's dead, but I'm not surprised. It's been coming for a while now, and I'm actually kinda glad it's happened. Eliie seems fine. She mostly just associates with the cat lately anyway, so ( Read more... )

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Why is it that I walk out of every situation in my life thinking: ”Well, fuck. That could have gone better”, or “Damn, I screwed that up.” I swear too much, I swear. Bah! There are no words to express the resentment I feel. Enraged? Nah. I Like “Fuck” better. It's like a frustrated grunt . It’s much better for expressing immediate raw emotion than ( Read more... )

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DisorderRatingParanoid:Very HighSchizoid:ModerateSchizotypal:HighAntisocial:ModerateBorderline:ModerateHistrionic:Very HighNarcissistic:HighAvoidant:HighDependent:HighObsessive-Compulsive:High
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I am an imaginary number
1i
I don't really exist
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what number are you?

this quiz by orsa

1. The chicken in my quesadilla at was very rubbery tonight. I very politely told the waitress that it was reminiscent of stale bubble gum. The manager came out to congratulate me on my excellent metaphor. That made me feel pretty good ( Read more... )