garden slate

[armyoffun]

Damn You Dustin Hoffman

I am 24; I went to a good college; I have intelligent, on-the-path-to-successful friends - yet apparently I feel only one serious emotion: bewildered sad.  That’s what Hollywood sells me and that’s what my friends and I repeatedly buy.  Look at our most “meaningful” American movies of the last five years: Magnolia (1999

Comments

[ka_pow]

damn you, keith! what movies am i suppose to identify with now that you have reduced garden state to a mass-produced trinket? Baby Geniuses 2?

Beautifully written, albeit spotlighting my commonplace emotions which, if left alone, sting just enough to feel special.

[scoots_honor]

Fuck Slate.

[ikabushi]

You should submit this to online and local entertainment periodicals.

I admit that I wanted to see Garden State after seeing its trailer. But only really cause I missed Eternal Sunshine in the theaters and needed to make up for it.