Paint a picture by numbers of pain

Apr 26, 2005 18:12

I hate being a girl for three simple reasons ( Read more... )

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me_and_mine April 26 2005, 17:34:04 UTC
i TOTALLY Feel your pain, like seriously. WHY!!!!! i want mine reduced, why does everyone think big boobs are a good thing.....??? THERE SOOOO NOT

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armyofjuan April 26 2005, 17:39:14 UTC
Only guys and girls with little titties think big boobs are a good thing. Guys because of the whole weird "mummy!" thing and pure fascination with the things because they don't have them. Teeny titted girls because the grass is always greener syndrome.
If I had the money I would have mine reduced and a nose job. Yup.

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me_and_mine April 26 2005, 17:43:04 UTC
soooooooo true!! i am saving up to get mine
gonna be bout £2000 tho eeep

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armyofjuan April 26 2005, 17:45:25 UTC
Bloody hell love.
I think I'd end up chickening out in the end. Have you seen cosmetic surgery live? Yuuuch.

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anothersob April 26 2005, 18:56:25 UTC
I sure hope that isn't blood from down there to make that art. But if it is.. wow, that's impressive you would give your all for your art. I'm going to think you found those images online somewhere til you tell me otherwise.

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armyofjuan April 26 2005, 21:08:58 UTC
You think I painted those?

1, They're crap. If I were to paint with my own blood it'd look a hell of a lot better than tose squiggle.

2, The whole idea grosses me out, so I wouldn't even attempt it.

"If being a girl wasn't bad enough, imagine being a weird freak ass girl who collects her "moon blood" of all things in jars and paints with it."
^The link I put there takes you to the girl, or rather a story about the girl, who did paint with her vagi-blood.

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armyofjuan April 26 2005, 21:09:52 UTC
*Than those squiggles.

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hahahahahaha roguelioness April 26 2005, 22:42:23 UTC
this bit made me pee myself..cos dont i just know it!

"I suppose I could embrace being a busty female. Get myself and ugly pointy granny bra and love it. Cover it with my uniboob making top and adorn my shelf with pot plants and candle sticks. 'Tis a plan, a great plan.
I could burn the eyebrows off and point the eyes out of any pervy fucker staring at my mammies. Then bash him over the head with my potted plant for good measure. Yup, I'll do that."

hahahaha.. aww sarah i love ya!

COME TO COLLEGE!

lol
and eeeewwwwww with the period painting!,...who the fuck should sell that...and whats with the anothersob guy?..dont he read anything you say?

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Re: hahahahahaha armyofjuan April 27 2005, 17:35:26 UTC
I DID. A bit late, but I DID. =]

I'm loved! Woot. ;D
Love ya too biatch.

I don't know about the mentality of the person selling it, but I question the state of the mind of the person who would buy it. Scratch and sniff if ever I saw it. Ewww. Did I tell you about the guy who paints pictures of vaginas with pubes, semen and horse shit mixed into his paint? Nope? That's another story.

Ehhh..I've asked myself that once or twice before. He's probably a skimmer, but it does get annoying when I have to explain everything again when it's already there, written there in black and white.

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nakster_uk April 27 2005, 01:12:41 UTC
you made me drop my spliff i laughed so hard....

erm come on girls. the thing about tits is its not the size that matters its what you do with them.

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nakster_uk April 27 2005, 01:13:37 UTC
and dont be posting any of my love wee portraits either Sarah.

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=] armyofjuan April 27 2005, 09:32:04 UTC
Love wee? Oh my.

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armyofjuan April 27 2005, 17:41:21 UTC
It must have been quite amusing then to say the least if you dropped your spliff. I'ma take that and store it in my "compliments" file inside me noggin.

That's what they all say. =]
Go on. Go get yourself a couple of DD/E sized implants and see how you cope. Go on...

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