I think I've got the largest collection of coughed up tonsil infection. The white/grey (sometimes blood stained pinkish) sticky stuff that's like phlegm but thicker that's oozing all over my tonsils. Juicy. I keep trying to show it to my mum, but she calls me sick and gross and storms off. hahahaa. Lovely.
It wasn't you that made that massive stench walking past Marks & Sparks earlier hun. Some stinky little fucker did it and then blamed you. Damn them
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I'm sat in the life drawing room painting naked people when Stan comes over and says: "So, are you ready for your presentation tomorrow
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