(Untitled)
Breaking news: At some point in the wee hours of the morning, Oliver's butt exploded. After the explosion, he wiped his butt all over the carpet.
Speaking of nasty stories, let me tell you about what happened to me the other night. No, it doesn't involve my ass exploding ( Read more... )
Speaking of nasty stories, let me tell you about what happened to me the other night. No, it doesn't involve my ass exploding ( Read more... )
Comments 2
Really?
I'd rather eat a spider than have a centipede anywhere NEAR me, those things are my personal biggest fear...that, and maggots.
And the centipede in James and The Giant Peach didn't soothe my fears about centipedes.
AHHHH! I'm all bijiddidy now.
Reply
It's actually happened to me TWICE. The last time -- a few years ago -- I was in the bath tub once again when it fell from the CEILING and made a splash in the tub. A fucking centipede did a dive ON me. That was the worst.
Sorry if you have nightmares now ;)
Reply
Leave a comment