THE AWESOME SHOWDOWN OF DESTINY AND AWESOMENESS

[armywithcountry]

[Prussia's has been looking forward to punching Russia in the goddamn face for a long time now.  So this tournament?  Best thing ever.  He's down at the football stadium, since he works there anyway, waiting for Russia to show up.

He totally hasn't read the part about not being allowed to kill your opponents, by the way.]

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[kol_shevik]

[ DO YOU HEAR THAT RUMBLING NOISE?

AND THAT CRASHING?

yeah that's a motherfucking tank coming rolling in through the stadium gates

I hope you didn't like those. ]

[armywithcountry]

[HE DIDN'T, ACTUALLY. Not that he noticed, since goddamn what the fuck why is there a tank here. Is he - is he actually supposed to fight against that not as planned]

Wait, that's allowed? No fair, I want one of those!

[kol_shevik]

[ It rolls to a stop right in front of Prussia, and Russia pops out of the hatch - vodka already in one hand. ]

You have already prepared self for defeat, comrade?

[armywithcountry]

Hah! You can't beat me even with that cannoncar! I'm surprised it can move at all with your fatass sitting in it! [Beat.] And toss me down one of those bottles, I ran out of beer waiting for you to get here.

[courting_glory]

[Fritz was curious about this whole tournament thing, and is going down to watch Prussia's match. Seeing his ever eager nation already there and prepped for battle, he smiles and gives him a wave.]

I thought I'd come watch your fight. You seem awfully excited...

[armywithcountry]

Hey, Fritz! Came to watch me kick Russia's ass, huh? You won't be disappointed! I won't let you down, I promise! [He is just so happy Fritz is here, it is a little sad.]

[courting_glory]

[At this point Fritz still cannot understand the level of cheerfulness he keeps seeing in Prussia. Of course, he still doesn't know that they're from different points in history....]

I have the utmost faith in you. I expect this to be vastly entertaining.

[Until he gets run over by a tank anyway....]

[armywithcountry]

Hahaha, of course it will! Watching Russia bleed is always entertaining! Though not as fun as watching France or that weak aristocrat bleed.

[artwithknives]

[watching and oh god that other guy has a tank]

HEY! IS THAT EVEN FAIR?!

[lotuslife]

[sitting in the bleachers with a plate of bánh xèo at her side, munching and clapping for Russia. and Russia's tank. SORRY PRUSSIA SHE LIKES YOU BUT...]

[muskatli]

[sits next to with a bag of very American peanuts]

He's going to die.

[lotuslife]

I do admire his tenacity, though. Jumping in front of a tank...!

[muskatli]

I'm not sure whether it's insanity or stubbornness at this point.

[muskatli]

[watching with something akin to either dread or amusement. She honestly has no idea who to root for.]

[rhymes_with_wit]

[Eating some candy next to her. This is insane but hey. Something to do.]

Prussia against Russia....

Who'd you thinks going to win?

[muskatli]

I think the fat man with a tank has the better odds. [pauses to crunch on her peanuts]

[rhymes_with_wit]

Tanks usually do help. Of course if he fires the thing we'll probably all go deaf.

[Pulls some strings of red liquorice from a bag and offers her one.]

Liquorice?