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[armywithcountry]

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[freakinblur]

[!!!!!]

Hey! Yer back! Dude, ya only been gone fer like... two weeks here!

...Half a century? Christ. So I guess ya don't remember who I am then, huh.

[J-Just like with Taiwan, sob.]

[armywithcountry]

. . . Scout? You're still here? Shit, have you been here the whole --

-- two weeks?

[freakinblur]

[Gasp you remember!] Dude, yeah! I figured ya were a goner though, like the Major Gen'ral.

Yeah man, same thing happened ta Taiwan too once. Gone fer like two weeks but it was like fifty years fer her. Time works weird fer youse nation guys I guess.

[armywithcountry]

She's not back yet? Fuck, guess they really did take her for good.

Right, I remember that! Fucking weird shitty-ass town. You sure you're not just pulling my chain here? Because it's definitely been fifty years for me!

[courting_glory]

Prussia?

[So much relief....]

I was wondering when you'd get back...

[armywithcountry]

Fritz! Oh man, you're still here? That's awesome - well, not awesome, but you know what I mean! I've got so much to tell you - I've got a little brother now, and an empire, and -- are you still in the same house? I've gotta see you!

[Yeah, he's pretty much bouncing up and down like an excited kid here.]

[courting_glory]

Brother? Really?

[He is so glad Prussia is back you HAVE NO IDEA HOW WORRIED HE WAS....]

I have a few things to tell you as well. My house hasn't changed. Do you want to come now, or do you need some time to readjust?

[armywithcountry]

Yeah! Name's Germany, he's really adorable, you'll like him, I know it!

Ha, like anything here could hold me back! I'll be there in a sec, don't go anywhere!

[And he's just going to slam the phone down and run out the door, showing up in front of Fritz's house a few minutes later all bright eyed and bushy tailed. HE REALLY MISSED YOU TOO.]

[weiss_tank]

What the f--Prussia! Geez, could you be any louder? [He hasn't really interacted with him directly before, he doesn't know who that little terror child was, but he knows who this guy is]

[armywithcountry]

YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.

THEY STUCK ME IN A HOUSE WITH HUNGARY.

. . . and there's nothing wrong with being loud! Commanders gotta be able to be heard over the battlefield!

[weiss_tank]

What's wrong with Hungary? You sound like you've been stuck with your worst enemy or somethin'.

[armywithcountry]

She's a monster. With really bad taste in men. Shit, I need to hide all the frying pans now, no way am I going to be attacked in my own house!

[sveariket]

Y' sound l'ke a girl. [Someone spent to much time with Denmark, or soemthing along those lines.]

[armywithcountry]

What? Do not! It's just the phone being weird! That you, Sweden? I'd recognize that stick-up-the-ass way of speaking anywhere!

[sveariket]

D' too.

...Who 're y'? [And why do you know me? Another guy from the future? He heard the name, but that didn't mean anything to him.]

[armywithcountry]

Clearly, you have hearing issues. Not my problem!

What do you mean, who am I? It's Prussia! Geez, you really do need to get your ears cleaned out.

[hwamei]

[ Hi, here's Taiwan talking to herself after listening to Prussia's rambling. ] Prussia's here too? But he still remembers Mayfield... How come I don't? Hmm... [ thinking sounds ] Maybe I'm getting old.

[armywithcountry]

[He perks up - he recognizes that voice.]

Taiwan? That you? So they brought you back too! Great, maybe Mindy'll cheer up now!

[hwamei]

Mhmm! The parliament's not punching each other so I think I can stay for a bit. Who's Mindy?

[armywithcountry]

. . . what do you mean, who's Mindy? Your fake daughter? My awesome student? Oh man, don't tell me you forgot her, she's going to cry and I really don't know how to deal with that shit -- not that I can't handle it, I'm awesome!