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[After a day spent huddled in a corner crying to himself, Prussia finally manages to break out of his trauma from the recent events to make a very important phone call.]
[THE MOST UNFILTERED EVER]
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT.
NO, SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT. And why with America, of all people -- euuuuuugh! Ugh!
[Brief moment of gibbering before he remembers why he placed the call in the first place.]
GERMANY, YOU'RE STILL A VIRGIN, RIGHT? YOU'D BETTER BE! I FUCKING TOLD YOU ALL THOSE MEMORIES WERE FAKE! DID THAT WITCH TAKE YOUR PURITY? I'LL KILL HER!
And what's with all these fucking wires - Jesus Christ - are these supposed to be Hungary's? What the hell am I supposed to do with them?
[Prussia's finally gotten hold of one of his Christmas regains, a bunch of Stasi surveillance equipment! Too bad his memory's been set back to 1871 and he has no idea what they're for. For anyone stopping by 456 Stone Street, you can find him staring bewilderedly at a mass of wires, bugs, recording devices, and so on. Help a guy out?]
[THE MOST UNFILTERED EVER]
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT.
NO, SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT. And why with America, of all people -- euuuuuugh! Ugh!
[Brief moment of gibbering before he remembers why he placed the call in the first place.]
GERMANY, YOU'RE STILL A VIRGIN, RIGHT? YOU'D BETTER BE! I FUCKING TOLD YOU ALL THOSE MEMORIES WERE FAKE! DID THAT WITCH TAKE YOUR PURITY? I'LL KILL HER!
And what's with all these fucking wires - Jesus Christ - are these supposed to be Hungary's? What the hell am I supposed to do with them?
[Prussia's finally gotten hold of one of his Christmas regains, a bunch of Stasi surveillance equipment! Too bad his memory's been set back to 1871 and he has no idea what they're for. For anyone stopping by 456 Stone Street, you can find him staring bewilderedly at a mass of wires, bugs, recording devices, and so on. Help a guy out?]